Cause I don't shine if you don't shine

gaydevoir:

uggatrip:

sucks that guys go through puberty longer than girls do. means i gotta be like this for longer while girls are already done feelin shitty and lookin weird

we bleed out of our vaginas every month even after we’re teenagers do u think this is a fucking game son

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

My brother in law’s ex-girlfriend invited me, Owen and Mr. F to her daughter’s 3rd birthday party. She used to be crazy, but now she’s nice and we talk all the time on Facebook, but it feels so awkward. Jesus Christ…

Between the Red Wedding, the last issue of Winter Soldier and the season finale of Arrow. I am so emotionally drained it’s not funny. Gonna read Adventure Time comics next. I need a palate cleanser.

I have a feeling Mr. Frog and I are never talking to each other ever again. Because I have my tablet and he just got an android game thingy that he can put emulated games on.

It’s nice when you can pinpoint the cause of your recent downswing. Turns out that depression and decreased libido are two of the side effects of the birth control I was on. Yeah. Stopping that thank you very much. I already suffer from depression, I don’t need something magnifying it.

cinderlaura:

cinderlaura:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT