Cause I don't shine if you don't shine

I’m pretty sure I’ve found the most horrifying...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:32:45 -0400

I’m pretty sure I’ve found the most horrifying Easter bunny ever. I feel so bad for my husband and brother in law for having to go through this.

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:50:45 -0400

ectoproctologist: Father forgive me for I have sinned.

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:47:13 -0400

ectoproctologist:

Father forgive me for I have sinned.

coooooooooooooulson: novakstiels: you know how people always go to bars to watch football games...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:47:05 -0400

coooooooooooooulson:

novakstiels:

you know how people always go to bars to watch football games wouldn’t it be nifty is there were bars where we could watch spn and they served really gr8 burgers and pie and the place was decorated to look really sketchy

fandom bars are the wave of the future my friends.

sous-le-chataignier-qui-setale: favouriteslittlethings: “Stand...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:46:57 -0400

sous-le-chataignier-qui-setale:

favouriteslittlethings:

“Stand back everyone, nothing here to see. Just imminent danger and in the middle of it me. Yes, Captain Hammer’s here, hair blowing in the breeze.”

THE DAY NEEDS MY SAVING EXPERTISE

enjolrasthechief: Stop that

Thu, 16 May 2013 07:33:35 -0400

enjolrasthechief:

Stop that

therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:55:48 -0400

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

thegeek531: never-was-and-never-will-be: unholy-shiiit: i-am-m...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:55:14 -0400

thegeek531:

never-was-and-never-will-be:

unholy-shiiit:

i-am-my-own-division:

i feel like no one talks about this enough

I wonder how long they took to shoot this episode, so many Masters together…

That must have been such an exhausting day for John Simm. “Today, you are playing everyone in the world. Your costumes are in the square mile of closet to your left. Go.”

Which would be easier? Having him go through all that or just CGIing his head onto people?

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: thepatindahat: redvinesgiraffe: sylvanburningcenter: seaking: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:54:15 -0400

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

thepatindahat:

redvinesgiraffe:

sylvanburningcenter:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the citayy

to seee a marching band

he said

listen here u lil shit

let me explain you a thing

i’m the real slim shady

so call me maybe

tardisteapotandfriends: HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE PLATONICALLY SO MUCH AND YOU JUST WANT THEM TO...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:53:57 -0400

tardisteapotandfriends:

HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE PLATONICALLY SO MUCH AND YOU JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW HOW AMAZING THEY ARE AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM AND IT PHYSICALLY PAINS YOU WHEN THEY THINK ABOUT THEMSELVES NEGATIVELY AND YOU JUST WANT TO SQUISH THEM AND GO “NO YOU ARE WRONG YOU ARE MORE WONDERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE” AND MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT

BECAUSE I HAVE

fitslife: heroburger: wanderlustandbound: nomellamesfriki: No...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:53:32 -0400

fitslife:

heroburger:

wanderlustandbound:

nomellamesfriki:

Nostalgia

only 5K … neat, guess us older folk are scarce here on tumblr

I still have nightmares about the last two jfc

I run windows xp on my windows 95 computer. Yup.

"I’m not ‘pro-abortion,’ that’s the very one clear thing I want you to understand. Abortion is not..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:52:18 -0400

“I’m not ‘pro-abortion,’ that’s the very one clear thing I want you to understand. Abortion is not the right answer for every pregnancy. And it’s not the right answer for every flawed pregnancy, and it’s not the right answer for every rape and incest patient. But when the patient knows it’s the right answer for her, then I want to be here for her.”

- Dr. Leroy Carhart, an abortion provider based in Wichita, Kansas. Listen to the CNN profile of him here. (via rhrealitycheck)

I cried.
(via worldsoldestlivingfangirl)

If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:51:41 -0400

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

call you names

tell you weird and personal details about myself

say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb

type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts

share funny photos from my tumblr dash

actually tell you when i’m upset

try to make conversation with you

just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood

tell you jokes even if they’re bad

thorgasmed: Clark Gregg, everybody.

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:48:53 -0400

thorgasmed:

Clark Gregg, everybody.

#Coulsonlives

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:48:41 -0400

#Coulsonlives

thegeek531: cumber-porn: elphias-doge: captain-pip: barackfuc...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:25:30 -0400

thegeek531:

cumber-porn:

elphias-doge:

captain-pip:

barackfuckingobama:

homo-sensei:

Captain Jack Harkness, ladies and gentlemen.

When we say Jack pulled a gun out of his ass, we mean it

Friendly reminder that this is a family show.

#how did jack harkness happen?

hahahahaha!!!

I hope he washed his hands after using that.

mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:25:13 -0400

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

los-deadboys: dontbearuiner: breelandwalker: changingpelts: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:24:32 -0400

los-deadboys:

dontbearuiner:

breelandwalker:

changingpelts:

shaboogami:

Onward, my plaid steed…

Real men wear kilts and carry kitten in their kilt pouch thingies.

If you’re not reblogging a kitten in a sporran, there’s something wrong with you.

If you’re not reblogging a kitten in a sporran, there’s something wrong with you.

there are lots of things wrong with me but THIS ISNT ONE OF THEM

David Karp and Tumblr were featured on Jeopardy tonight. I always feel like there should be an...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:24:20 -0400

David Karp and Tumblr were featured on Jeopardy tonight. I always feel like there should be an emergency alert when Tumblr is mentioned in the real world.

Agent Phil Coulson - Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Trailer...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:37:54 -0400

Agent Phil Coulson - Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Trailer 1)